What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 01:12

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
FBC: Firebreak Gets Update 1.2 as Remedy Promises Lots More Fixes - Wccftech
Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So, the docs changed it to read
If you could instantly cancel one social norm, what would it be?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No, not a chance
Still no good.
Why upsc is considered the toughest exam in the whole world?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
—
No way
Fast Radio Bursts Reveal Where The Universe's Missing Matter Is Hiding - ScienceAlert
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
So they tried
New rabies cases detected in SLO County. How to avoid deadly disease - San Luis Obispo Tribune
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
Dental experts reveal 6 essential tips to prevent tooth loss in aging adults - AOL.com
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Freaks and Cheeks
How does mouth taping affect dreams?
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
No go.
Everyone loved it.
Hysterias & Posteriors
Boston Red Sox rookie ‘revelation’ made ‘huge’ throw before walkoff - MassLive
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
tvOS 26 hints at a big hardware change for the new Apple TV 4K - 9to5Mac
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
How does red light therapy affect eyes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good
Why am I so tired of seeing homeless people all over the place?